11/9/2023 0 Comments Ruffles hot wings![]() It’s Ruffles Loaded Chili & Cheese Flavor. Leaving behind any talk of food/chip substitutions and physical assault, let’s just see how they taste.Īfter looking at the back of the bag, I now see what they mean by loaded: “You know that dream where all your favorite food is piled high and ready to go? It’s not a dream. Motherfucker trying to just feed me chips. If I were to go to someone’s Super Bowl party and see nothing but Ruffles laid out on the coffee table, I would overturn the table in a fit of rage, break a bottle of beer over it, and stab the party host in the face. Who needs a meal when you’ve got these to snack on?” Don’t take it from me, they pretty much lay it out like that in the blog: “The crunch of Ruffles Original with the bold, hearty flavors of chili cheese and hot wings. ![]() In other words, yes: Frito-Lay is trying to convince you that, instead of making (or ordering) real hot wings, chili cheese dip, and pizza for your big Super Bowl party, you should just lay out three big bowls full of these chips. A friend of mine called the Super Bowl a “football contest” today. This means you probably didn’t know the Super Bowl is happening this Sunday. Are you seeing a theme here? Have you noticed that, on some recent Sundays, there’s suddenly the smell of grilling and the sound of yelling in the air? Did you perhaps wonder when church got so damn exciting? If so, you’re probably a nerd who doesn’t watch sports. Ruffles Molten Hot Wing and Loaded Chili & Cheese are being released with a buddy, Doritos Pizza Supreme. If you read Frito-Lay’s Snack Chat blog, and I know you don’t, you would know that there’s a theme going on here. But there’s an ulterior motive going on here. You might be thinking that Frito-Lay just up and decided to give Ruffles some love. How are they loaded? Onions on top? Sour cream? Or just really drunk? It is a mystery, and I hope it’s a delicious one. Chili & Cheese gets my blood pumping (Fritos Chili Cheese chips rock), but these are Loaded Chili & Cheese. Molten Hot Wings and Loaded Chili & Cheese? Hells yeah, sign me up for flavor country! I would have just been happy with Hot Wings, but these are Molten Hot Wings. ![]() Until now! Ruffles has come out with not one, but two new Ruffles flavors, and I’m excited about both of them. But generally, Ruffles have been one of the quietest of all the Frito-Lay children. I do have to say, I love their Cheddar & Sour Cream. There’s a few flavors, like Authentic Barbecue and Sour Cream & Onion, but they’re pretty pedestrian. Ridged and thicker than Lay’s, original Ruffles are the perfect chip for dipping. Doritos seem to fuck like rabbits, producing a new flavor every two seconds, and Cheetos get a lot of play, but Ruffles are just…Ruffles. Ruffles are not one of Frito-Lay’s products that gets a lot of new family members.
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